A forum among friends for discussing colorful metaphors.

 
Slashdot was down for a few hours today for maintenance, and one of the
comments had a link to a "system is down"
message that's pretty damn funny. It doesn't seem like
it at first, but just wait for it...


posted by epw at 12:11 AM

 
Oliver Stone is an idiot. By a lot. There's a personal interest here, btw. He was suppoed to come to the Redwoods school one time. In the end, he showed up like 3 hours late complaining that his agent hadn't told him what a shitty little college he was coming to. He was drugged out of his mind, and basically sort of ranted for half an hour and then decided that he'd leave. I wasn't there, but it sure did piss off the public events people. Also: he's an idiot.
posted by kikuchiyo at 5:27 AM

 
DISCLAIMER: If you've never watched the Hellsing anime series, then this will have no relevance.

The fine folks at Penny Arcade have wrtten a hilarious (as long as you know your comics) strip about the invincibleness of Van Helsing.
posted by epw at 5:11 AM

 
The Real Hussein (Slim Shady Parody) from a long time ago. Check out the end, though. Kinda creepy.
posted by kikuchiyo at 3:41 PM

 

posted by epw at 3:33 AM

 
It turns out that bangers and mash was also a video game for the Commodore 64:




posted by epw at 7:07 PM

 
Apparently August is just an un-funny month. Either that or we're getting lazy or losing our sense of humor. I vote for the lazy.
posted by epw at 6:27 PM

 
Kind of like the Honda ad. Kinda.
posted by kikuchiyo at 9:09 PM

 
But then the power supply would fail and you'd have to perform surgery on the webserver. And we all know how sexy it is to be up to your elbows in integrated circuits, right?
posted by epw at 11:36 PM

 
You could always shell out the extra cash for a block of static IPs and start running a webserver farm out of your living room.
posted by epw at 7:25 PM

 
Ugh. Kikuchiyo News is now in the process of being converted to the new blogger. So After my trip, I cannot return home to blogging. How will I satisfy the urge to be a complete geek? I'm afraid that I might have no choice but to hike the pants up and go get summa them glasses...
posted by kikuchiyo at 10:16 PM

 
This is funny.
posted by kikuchiyo at 5:18 PM

 
Well, that seemed to kill discussion. My bad...
posted by kikuchiyo at 3:34 PM

 
Gently with the LDS folks, pal. I gotta lotta family who follow J. Smith.
posted by kikuchiyo at 1:00 PM

 
No. I lose.

Now we can move on to funnier things.
posted by epw at 2:21 AM

 
Is this really worth the effort?
posted by kikuchiyo at 8:16 PM